Mad Anti-Semite

Mel gets caught drunk-driving and threatens his career (again) by going on a passionately anti-semitic rant. You hate the Jews, Mel -- WE GET IT ALREADY!

But the (stupid) public's got such a short attention span, therefore I doubt his career's over, therefore who gives a fuck? He'd probably have to *start* another Holocaust before people would hesitate to work with him. (That's where *I'd* like to be in my career...)

Mets Express!

Beginning next Friday, Mets fans will be able to tailgate on a New York Water Taxi before seeing their favorite team play at Shea Stadium.

Forgive me -- I'm not really into sports -- but I can't help but wonder... WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Closet Land

Lance Bass came out of the closet.

Erm... who gives a fuck?