I Wish I Were Prince of Something...

Prince Harry has a license to grope.

Okay, I admit, I kinda give a fuck. It's kinda neat!

Oh!, What a Night!

What does M. Night Shyamalan do to complement the release of a shitty new movie? He has a book written by some schmo willing to canonize him. I've never seen a filmmaker adore himself so publicly before.

When he attempts to make another self-fellating movie, I pray that the industry ceases to give a fuck about him...

Mel, to the Jews: "I'M SORRRRYYYYY!!!!"

Did Mel Gibson send this APOLOGY TO THE JEWS to Matt Drudge in an email? Why is it dated tomorrow, August 2? Does he intend to hate the Jews for the rest of today?

Hey, Mel... um, who gives a fuck?