Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Brad Renfro Has a Posse

Time to give a fuck, ladies and germs.

OBEY BRAD.

You have been warned.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Ratings

Online Dating
Apparently, this blog's rated "R".

Hey, read the header... that's how much I care!

(No one checks this anymore anywayz, do they?!)

Friday, April 20, 2007

Shame On Us

It's a horrible, freakish tragedy, I get it already... but how about that Alec Baldwin -- what's going on there??

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Necro-Corn

This is more "what-the-fuck" than "who-gives-a-fuck", but where the hell else am I gonna bother to post this?

It's sorta like when they animated Tony the Tiger after the original tiger got dead.

Anybody here?

Monday, January 08, 2007

Stench of Things to Come

This is exactly why I never leave my apartment. WTF's up with New Yorkers smelling things? And it ending up as news stories...?!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I Wish I Were Prince of Something...

Prince Harry has a license to grope.

Okay, I admit, I kinda give a fuck. It's kinda neat!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Oh!, What a Night!

What does M. Night Shyamalan do to complement the release of a shitty new movie? He has a book written by some schmo willing to canonize him. I've never seen a filmmaker adore himself so publicly before.

When he attempts to make another self-fellating movie, I pray that the industry ceases to give a fuck about him...